Good morning,
It’s not even summer yet, and parts of the country are already hitting 104 degrees.
Which is concerning… mostly because this is the part in every disaster movie where someone says, “It’s probably nothing.”
Sure. Totally normal. The air hurts your face, your car feels like an oven, and stepping outside feels like opening the wrong door in a horror movie.
But yeah—nothing to worry about...
🩸TODAY’S TERROR — TEETH
Want to know what some animal ate 4 million years ago? Yeah, me neither. But apparently scientists do. It seems ancient tooth enamel holds secrets to what animals were eating back then. I guess these scientists didn’t watch Jurassic Park. I know exactly what they were eating—us!
🩸RECENT HORROR NEWS
“Hokum” just hit theaters—and it’s actually good (rude).
Adam Scott ditched the awkward charm and stepped straight into a haunted inn nightmare, and critics are calling Hokum one of the standout horror films of 2026 so far… Because nothing is more unsettling than realizing the guy from your favorite comedy could absolutely survive longer in a cursed hotel than you could.A new Resident Evil is shambling toward us.
The franchise is getting another reboot (apparently zombies never die and neither do reboots). This one follows a regular guy trapped in a Raccoon City nightmare.
🩸TAKE THE GRUDGE POLL
What’s the Most Overrated Horror Trope?
🩸NEWSWORTHY NUMBER
3-6 months
That’s how long it may take Hokum to crawl from theaters onto streaming (likely Hulu)
🩸HORROR IN THEATERS.
Hokum –- (May 1st) A horror writer visits an Irish Inn to scatter his parent’s ashes only to discover the property is haunted by a witch… I’ve heard this one is really scary Trailer
Deep Water — (May 1st) Another shark attack film. The twist… this time it’s on a plane… Yep.
Mother Mary — (April 24th) Anne Hathaway plays a Pop Star facing a personal crisis Trailer
Over Your Dead Body –- (April 24th) Action/horror comedy starring Jason Segel and Samara Weaving playing a couple who secretly plans to kill the other over a romantic weekend. Trailer
Buffet Infinity — (April 24th) Horror comedy told through mock TV commercials.
Coming Soon
Affection — (May 8th)
Obsession — (May 15th) — wish fulfillment horror
Passenger — (May 22nd)
Keep an eye out for these
Corporate Retreat — (May 22nd) Corporate executives on a team building retreat face a deadly struggle when the team leader turns ugly.
Backrooms — (May 29th) Backrooms brings the viral-liminal horror web series to the big screen.
🩸COMING SOON — HORROR MOVIE TRIVIA NIGHT — OUR FIRST VIRTUAL EVENT
Each contestant will get their own Buzzer of Doom to buzz in for a chance to win cash and prizes… or DIE! Join us for a dreadful dose of virtual fun. Horror Movie Trivia Night. Invitation Coming Soon.
🩸HORROR TO WATCH ON STREAMERS
Send Help (Hulu)
Sam Raimi drops a survival thriller because he sensed your anxiety levels were getting manageable.
We Bury the Dead (Hulu/Streaming)
A zombie story with feelings. Yes, they found a way to make the apocalypse emotional.
🩸FINAL SIP
That’s all for this week. Check the locks. Check them again.
And maybe don’t look under the bed tonight👀
Sleep lightly.
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